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Some pretty bad advice

There are a lot of advice, tips, tutorials on how to change your lifestyle, how to earn more money, how to quit smoking. How about some bad advice? As a joke, I made up a tutorial “How to destroy your life”.

Let’s start, shall we? 😉

One thing at a time.

1.Let’s start with an easy one: making your teeth and your breath bad. Start smoking. If your lungs are already week, you can start with the easier thing – just stop brushing your teeth. When you start noticing that people are looking at you all funny and don’t take vacant seats on a bus if it’s close to you, then you are ready for the next step. Buy the cheapest pack of cigarettes you can find (why waste money on destroying your life?) and try to smoke as many packs a day as you can. If you feel your hands are shaky and your skin is kind of pale – you are doing everything right.

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